The enemy, defined ...
You
constantly taunt other people in this life
You
interfere with the rights of others
You
try to stand in the way of others' success
You
condescend to others - regardless of their intellect
You
fabricate things because of your own inadequacies
You
commit domestic violence
You
commit child abuse
You
are a drunkard
You
are completely drugged out
You
are inconsiderate and life-threatening on the road
You
"befriend" someone falsely - i.e. just to use them
You
misrepresent yourself - online, or elsewhere in life
You
waste the precious free time of other people
You
don't take "no" for an answer
You
are "nosey" - i.e. you ask too many fukkin' questions
You
"investigate" behind people's backs/ spy on them
You
act like a total Nellie faggot - or a total Butch dyke
You
follow "fads" instead of just being who you are
You
drive a "caravan" - get a REAL van, for fuck's sake
You
are in the "insurance" "business"
You
try to manipulate the schedules of others to suit
yourself/ your convenience/ your free time and days off
You
insult,
ridicule, and talk shit to people
You
blame
others for your own actions/ faults
You
think
you're perfect
You
were
born not that goodlooking, and - although it's ok
to fantasize that you'll "get" someone goodlooking,
you go beyond that - you haunt someone who is, then get
pissy when they want nothing to do with you, sexually
You
ask the same stupid/ daft questions over and over -
which usually consist of something which is none of
your fucking business to begin with
You
go to all lengths to make my life - or others' lives
miserable
You
deliberately stall me when you know I'm in a hurry
You
never show up on time at work, when it's me waiting
You
stand in my way in line, scratching fucking lottery
tickets - when all I want is a pack of cigarettes and to be
on my way
You
don't listen - see also: "you never learn"
You
call repeatedly, yet won't leave a message
You
try to put people "on the spot"
You
would argue with Jesus Christ
You
think you're a know-it-all
You
have to put your two cents in on everything - have to
offer your "steadfast opinion" - even pertaining to things
you know nothing about
You
are a right-wing fanatical conservative Republican
You
are
mean to others - see: "Mean People Suck"
You
never smile
You
have a nasty disposition
You
are totally inconsiderate of others' feelings
You
make life more difficult
You
block progress
You
rape
You
minimize the problems of others
You
cheat
You
lie
You
steal - see also: you "permanently borrow" things
You
swindle
You
gamble
You
complain - constantly
You
resent those who have a college education just because
you were too lazy and/ or ignorant to earn one
You
resent
those who have more, materially, than you do
You
resent
those who have a happy life, because you don't
You
value
materialism over love
You
insist
others will/ should do things your way
You
are
jealous of the friendships of others - because you
have no friends of your own
You
are a friend stealer
You
are a false "friend"
You
are an informant
You
suck
And
I totally fucking HATE YOU
for it ...
If it seems like
I have a sucky attitude, that's because everyone I know sucks
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an excerpt from "Hoedown"
by
Emerson, Lake and Palmer
This page last updated: Monday, March 17th, 2002 at 11:11 p.m.
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